getnaked4us said: Happy birthday

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robably:

walking to the toilet after he nuts inside you

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technickelted:

The fact that he got his actual mom to do this is funny as hell.

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africant:

You are too concerned with what was and what will be.

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Marilyn Manson

mrsmanson666:

Looking at Marilyn Manson could put you at a serious health risk. You can catch a disease.

Symptoms include:

- Having your ovaries explode.
- Having your uterus explode.
- Shivers spreading throughout your spine.
- Pushing you in the mood to go masturbate.
- Having your whole reproduction system explode.

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nobodylovesanihilist:

shauneezy:

stxxz:

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is “act natural, you’re innocent”.

Black people probs

This shit is soo real

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fruitpacks:

meeting peoples moms for the first time is so intimidating because i cant tell if theyre a strict mom or a laid back mom and as i ride in their car i have to slowly figure out what breed of mom they are

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witchcraft-y:

this gives me life and inspires me to step up my lipstick game

witchcraft-y:

this gives me life and inspires me to step up my lipstick game

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trogdorthe-burninator:

daves-applejuice:

qodtiers:

i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m

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why are they in a cage?

otherwise they’ll eggscape

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